The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...