Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...