I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....