Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...