Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...