Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...