Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.