The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...