Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...