The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...