Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...