The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...