Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...