Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...