Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...