Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...