The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...