How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!