Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...