Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...