Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...