The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...