Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...