It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.