12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...