Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...