How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...