Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...