Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...