Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.