The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...