Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
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