New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...