What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...