Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...