How to Hug
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The Tyson one-liners
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Driver Has No Money
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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
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What’s the diff…
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Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
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Daffynitions!
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Condom Modelling Rejection
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It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...