blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...