Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...