Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...