Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Spiders!
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Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...