Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...