In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...