Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...