The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.