Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...