Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!