A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...