The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...