O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...