Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...